OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get too blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
Uzor
Dobro, sad ću se pokušati utopiti
Možete pokušati ovo doma
Možete biti baš kao ja!
Provjera mikrofona jedan, dva... snimamo?
Ja sam kancerogen, pa kad te "pljujem" ne želiš odgovoriti
Ako odgovoriš borbenim rapom koji si pisao za Canibusa,
Davit ću te do smrti i opet te ugušiti
A onda ti lomiti proklete noge dok ti kosti ne probodu kožu
Ako se kolješ sa mnom, čak ću te i pošteno dobiti
Odvesti te u Jerryja Springera i propisno te izmlatiti
Napušio sam se trave iz domaćeg uzgoja
Jer kad se napušim, udari me jače nego Sonnyja Bona
(O, ne!) Kad bih rekao rekao da se nikad nisam drogirao,
Značilo bi da lažem i jebem više nego Predsjednik
Hillary Clinton me pokušala ošamariti i nazvati me preverznjakom
Iščupao sam joj krajnike i ubacio joj ih u šerbet (Kuja!)
Živci me bole, u zadnje vrijeme sam na rubu
Dohvatio Vanillu Icea i iščupao mu plave pletenice (Jebi se)
Svaka cura s kojom sam hodao postaje lezba
Slijedi me i radi točno ono što pjesma kaže:
puši travu, uzimaj tablete, budi izbačen iz škole, ubijaj ljude i loči
I skoči iza kotača kao da je to još uvijek legalno
Dovoljno sam glup da uđem u dućan i kradem
Dovoljno sam glup da pozovem Lauryn Hill na spoj
Neki ljudi vide samo da sam bijelac, ignoriraju vještinu
Zato što upadam u oči kao zeleni šešir s narančastim obodom
Ali ne ljutim se, svi vi ionsko ne vidite u magli
Kako uopće mogu biti bijel, ja i ne postojim
Fino se obrijem i okupam, odem na rave party
Umrem od predoziranja i iskopam se iz vlastitog groba
Moj srednjak se ne može spustiti, kako da mašem?
I bih li trebao učiti djecu da se ovako ponašaju?
Sada me slijedite i radite upravo ono što vidite
Zar ne želite biti baš kao ja kad odrastete?
Šamaram žene i jedem gljive i onda se predoziram
Zar ne želite biti baš kao ja kad odrastete?
Ja i Marcus Allen smo pošli vidjeti Nicole
Čli smo kucanje na vratima, to je sigurno bio Ron Gold
Skočili smo iza vrata, stavili orgiju na čekanje
Oboje ih ubili i premazali bijeli Bronco krvlju (da, jesmo!)
Moj mozak ne radi ako mi kralježnica ne radi
Izvukao sam Gartha Brooksa iz njegove Rhinestone majice
Ja nisam igrač, samo bolesni izgovarač rima
Isprejat ću cijelu limenku Aerosola u ozonski omotač (pšššššššš)
Moj stil repanja je izvitoperen, ja bježim iz mrtvačnice
S truplom tvoje mrtve bake da ga bacim na tvoj trijem
Uskočio sam u crtić Chickenhawk s plaštom
I istukao Foghorna Leghorna šiškom
Normalan sam otprilike kao Norman Bates, s deformiranim osobinama
Preuranjeno rođenje koje je kasnilo 4 minute
Majko... jesi li tu? Volim te
Može li netko objasniti mom mozgu da sam upravo prekinuo
Glavnu venu motornom pilom i da me boli?
Uzimam predah i uzdahnem; ili sam drogiran, ili lud
Jer ako ti ne naginješ ovu sobu, ni ja to ne radim
Pa kad vidiš svoju mamu s termometrom u guzici
Bit će ti jasno da sam se seksao s njom
Jer kad izbacim ovo solo sranje, gotovo je
Kupio sam Cageovu kasetu, otvorio je i duplirao
Došao sam pijan u klub s lažnom osobnom
Zar ne želite biti baš kao ja kad odrastete?
Bio sam s deset žena koje imaju HIV
Zar ne želite biti baš kao ja kad odrastete?
Imam bradavice na genitalijama i peče me kad pišam
Zar ne želite biti baš kao ja kad odrastete?
Vežem uže oko penisa i skačem sa stabla
Vjerojatno želite biti baš kao ja kad odrastete!
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